PSAMMYESQUIRE

CONGRATULATIONS MR PRESIDENT

Now that you've been sworn in........

COULD YOU PLEASE INCREASE THE 'ALLAWEE' OF CORPS MEMBERS TO ONE POINT TWO MILLION NAIRA?

COULD YOU PLEASE BRING BACK OUR MISSING GIRLS?

COULD YOU PLEASE GIVE MY AGED GRANNY A COMFORTABLE  ACCOMMODATION IN BANANA ISLAND WITH A LUSH SWIMMING POOL?

COULD YOU PLEASE RE-DIRECT OUR NATION'S FOCUS FROM OIL TO OTHER SOURCES OF REVENUE?

COULD YOU PLEASE MAKE IT EASIER FOR YOUNG MEN TO GET MARRIED WITHOUT OUTRAGEOUS BRIDE PRICES FROM THROAT AND NECK-CUTTING IN-LAWS OR BETTER STILL MAKE IT AN OFFENCE FOR A LADY TO REFUSE A MAN'S PROPOSAL?

COULD YOU PLEASE IMPROVE OUR SECURITY, ROAD NETWORK AND ALSO POWER SUPPLY SYSTEMS.....?

COULD YOU...........PLEASE BE AN IDEAL PRESIDENT?

EHMMMM.....PLEASE NO MATTER HOW 'ORDINATE' OR 'INORDINATE' THE WISHES OF NIGERIANS ARE....WE'RE PRAYING FOR YOU TO LEAD WELL